Hitler Sneeze

Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed.

`Who vas zat!?` shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Europe. Nobody said anything.

`I see,` he said, `I vill haff 10 of you shot. Und maybe zen you vill tell me who schneezed, ja?` A Gestapo agent took 10 people out of the room. Shots were heard, then silence.

`I vill ask again,` yelled Hitler, `who schneezed?` Again, nobody said anything.

`Very vell,` he said, `I vill haff anosser 10 of you shot!` The Gestapo agent escorted 10 more people out of the room and executed them.

`For ze very last time,` screamed Hitler, `who schneezed?`

Finally the guilty officer could stand no more. He stood up and said, `It vas me, my Führer. I am ze vun who schneezed.`

Hitler slowly approached the shaking officer and said, `Blezz you.`